Words of Wisdom 

Never argue with an idiot, they will battle you down to their level, and beat you with experience!
"The absence of my mind does not mean that i am not here! , it probably means i am not paying attention to myself!"
If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for any of your troubles, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a month.
"never send a psychotic to do a lunatics job!"
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man"

"toast is so under-rated"
"love toast!"

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